So I have to tell you guys the latest saga with Hannah. She has a little boy in her class named Ben. Ben is her "boyfriend". Now she told me this and of course I started asking questions. What does he look like? Is he a good student (ha ha)? She answered my questions and then told me that no one knows he is her boyfriend, it's a secret. And I said... oh really well why is it a secret? She told me that Ben didn't know she was his girlfriend because she didn't want to ruin it. HAHA! Smart girl!

So I picked her up from school one day and she said, "Mom... I had the greatest day today!" I said, well that's great, tell me what happend. She said, "well I told Heather to tell Ben that I love him!". I said oh really? (and I'm dying) And what did Ben say, I asked. She said, "He told Heather to tell me that he loves me back!". So then she proceeded to tell me how she and Ben were going to get married when they grow up! (I KNOW... I don't know where she gets this!)

Okay, so I ask you... remember when we were five years old and boys were gross and had the cooties? Apparently times have really changed as I've been told by a teacher that this is normal talk and that she even caught two five year olds giving each other pecks on the lips at recess. She had to tell them no, no, we don't kiss on the playground (thank goodness that wasn't my daughter!!!!... Mom if you are reading this I know you are thinking "yet!" BITE YOUR TONGUE!)

So anyway... I pick Hannah up from school a couple days later and I asked her how her day was as usual... she said, "(SIGH) Well Mom... I have some news... (SIGH again)". I said what is it... she said... "Me and Ben... we broke up!"LOL! I said oh no... what happened? She said.. "well Ben wiped his nose on his back pack and that was SOOOO GROSS!!" LOL! Seriously... I just died laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She cracks me up!!!!!